I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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