he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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