I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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