On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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