It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i would punch a child for taco bell
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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