Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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