The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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