Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
