why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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