How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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