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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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