you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You almost got us killed.
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