I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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