I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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