Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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