Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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