For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You took a bar mat shot.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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