I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
kristin has been a bad kristin
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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