Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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