4 words: hood of his car
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
tell me about the fingering
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