I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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