what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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