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Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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