we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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