So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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