Buhtt sex?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
