Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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