I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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