yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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