Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How's work?
Spinning.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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