i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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