Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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