did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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