he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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