so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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