oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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