on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Drunk is not a location!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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