Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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