I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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