now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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