Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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