Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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