No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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