i need an iv and a liver transplant
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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