I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Floor bacon is actually really good
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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