Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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