scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it hurts more in the daytime
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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