doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
