Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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