just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
